Canood

noun: a totally awesome and/or sweet canadian.
verb: the act of being/resembling a canadian; most effective when the person is not, in any way, acting like a canadian at all.

Donald Sutherland: What is this aboot putting maple syrup on that maple leaf shaped hockey puck EH?!
Bob: ......OMFG CANOOD!!!1

Bob: Today I had to run to the grocery store and pick up some baked beans for my wife.
Jesus: D00D U r such A Canood!!!11!!

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canooder

To be owned, pwned, fucked, raped, embaressed in front of a large group, or de-clothed. Just basically an action word.

You got canoodered in the snozberry.

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canoodaling

Sexual Activity

He’s gonna stay with her at her cabin over the weekend. I’ll bet there will be canoodaling.