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(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.
"When you buy ya' hydrocarbons, hide yo' carbons." -King George
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"Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.
"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"
To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.
We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.
A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.
A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.
A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).
Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.
- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...
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The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time
Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds
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