Cark

Mark with a C

Barista: "Whats your name?"
Me: "Mark with a c"
Barista: "...Ok, Cark"

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Cark

A cover-up word for cunt or cock. Used when inappropriate language cannot be used, and is replaced by cark.

"I had sex with your girlfriend!"

"Your such a cark!"

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Cark

An animal that was found in the Black Sea. A mixture of a crab and a shark.

The Cark was crawling in the ocean depths.

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Cark

its a cat shark you sick freak

"thats a fokin' cat shark, a cark!"

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Cark

Is the most awesome, loveable and funniest Catgirl in the World...
Everyone loves them. And their favorite Restaurant is Femboyhooters.

"I love Cark" -Carks Lover
"I am Carks one and only slave." -Carks Slave

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Cark

derogatory use of the male sex gland.

most commonly phrased by Dodgi Andi circa. 2005

"RESPECT THE CARK!"

"Morag, that old dog used to love the cark..."

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Carked it

When something/someone has died

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month