CFAD

An acronym meaning "catch fire and die". Usually used in a non-serious sense, although it has been known to be used with hostile intent.

You're an idiot, I hope you CFAD.

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CFAD

Acronym for: "Cute From A Distance"

Pronounced: ("See-Fad")
Gender: Neutral

Used to identify either physical or personal attractiveness.

Observing someone from a distance that is initially attractive. As that person approaches closer, (and a better physical view or personality perspective is available) the initial attractiveness dissipates.

Physical:

Person #1 - " Hey, did you see the woman over by the checkout line?
Person #2 - (after walking over for a closer look and returning) "Yeah, she's CFAD"

Personal:

Person #1 - (a woman who has been validated as attractive) "Man, she is hot".
Person #2 - "Dude, per personality is CFAD"...

CFAD

Crackhead Friend Appreciation Day AKA CFAD.

Every Sunday you must post your friend(s) that act or look like they are high af 24/7!!!
If you fail to complete this La Llorona will kill you and your friends.

Kat: “Hey, it’s Sunday right?”
Mia: “Yeah, why?”
Kat: “Okay! It’s CFAD!!!”
Mia: “What’s CFAD?”
Kat: “Crackhead Friend Appreciation Day. Every Sunday you have to post your most crackhead friends to show how much you love them!”
Mia: “oh no… I’m screwed!!!”