Cheeked

In an exceptionally advanced altered state of mind, generally brought on by alcohol.

Oh man you guys Kyle was so cheeked last night he tried to jump out a window.

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Cheeked

(Verb) Receiving such an ass-whooping, specifically in American Football, that your cheeks are bloodied from the beating

(Verb) In 2016, the end result of any opponent playing the Alabama Crimson Tide Football Team

(Verb) The resulting effect of the Cleveland Browns 2016 schedule

"The game is over, the game is finally fuckin over, once again the final score is: The Alabama Crimson Tide 63, (insert any Big Ten, Big 12, Pac 12 School name here) CHEEKED"

"Damn Hue Jackson, it's just a Cheeked life for you and your shitty Browns this year, huh?"

"And would you believe it, Ol' Ricky thought he could get around the end on the option sweep! Ricky got dat ass CHEEKED!"

Cheeked

Something that is so good it could make you cum!

omg, that pie was so Cheeked! I want more!

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Cheeked

A way of stating that you are mad about something that is unreasonable or very unlucky.

"I just blew that test after studying. Pretty cheeked right now."

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Cheeked

When your talking to someone on your cell phone, and they say "are you there? I can't hear you", they've been cheeked, as you have muted your cell phone with your cheek.

I just cheeked you, you've been cheeked.

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Cheek to cheek

A term for a type of slow dance that that was popular during the 1940s and 1950s. Made famous by Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

This dance is simple in itself. What makes it special is as you dance ever slowly your and the other persons facial cheeks never leave another.

Usually the music accompanying is old jazz or vocal jazz

"And for hawkeye cheek to cheek"
Amd the ladies of the camp giggled excessively at the thought of being that close to the daring surgeon

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That's a cheek!

A response to cheeky/sarcastic remarks or behaviour by others. Usually used in jest.

*John looks at the F symbol on his physics paper in horror*
His friend nudges him and says, "All that hard work really paying off hey?"
John replies, "That's a cheek!"