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chocolate cheesecake

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!

Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.

by Kool aid April 5, 2005

41πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Chocolate Cheesecake

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.

1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?

by Apricotcustard July 9, 2021


Chocolate Cheesecake

Slang name for poop.

Cheesecake that's chocolate.

What you can say if you don't wanna say ( or if you in school and there are teachers around or something ) "OH SHIT!"

Damn it you really made a lot of chocolate cheesecake! OH SHIT THE TOILETS BACKED UP YOU BASTARD! DAMN TOILET!

Hey Focko! They're serving chocolate cheesecake!

*stubs toe* "OH CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE!"

by Garfield135 May 26, 2007

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

by MCC123 August 15, 2012


Chocolate Cheesecake

A Chocolate Cheesecake is to sit on some unsuspecting idiots nose and defocate on or in it laymans terms drop a duece, go # 2, or drop the Browns off @ the SuperBowl

"This dumbass passed out early so I Chocolate Cheesecaked him."

by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 4, 2008

1πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams β€œorder up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me β€œThe Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

by Chillidogman August 27, 2021


white chocolate raspberry cheesecake

an orgasm for your mouth.

the guy totally just white chocolate raspberry cheesecaked all in my mouth

by lizzieanne January 21, 2009

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž