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A saying in The Walking Dead telltale game
You guys know i im here?
Chronic Masturbation!
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Someone who cannot stop masturbating
Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.
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A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.
Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1
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Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to
be a male, despite popular belief
"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
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A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.
Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
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The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)
Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
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Masturbating frequently everyday, more than 5 times a week.
Honey, I would swear our son is suffering from chronic masturbation. All you ever hear from him these days are slight moans and the sound of pants being unzipped
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