Churned

The act of performing a 180 degree turn in Halo while simultaneously connecting with a head-shot and shouting "GET CHURNED MOTHER FUCKER"...and making butter.

GET CHURNED BITCH.

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churn

When used in a business context.
noun: Churn is used when referring to 'churn rate'. Churn rate or churn, is the percentage of people that stop using or subscribing to a service within a certain time frame. For a business to be profitable, its growth rate must exceed its churn. As well as customer churn, there is revenue churn.
verb: These customers that have left have 'churned'.

Calculating churn can be simple. To find the percentage of customers that have churned, take the number of customers you have lost during a time frame, for example a month, and divide it by the number of customers you had at the beginning of that month.

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Churning

Cumming in someone’s ass, usually another dude’s, pulling out, then other guys plug in and screw the cum recipient hard. This has the effect of churning the first load of cum into a frothy meringue and so it does on. The same way people used to churn to make butter in the old days. Churning the love butter in someone’s ass-churn.

Steve and the guys gave Dave a right churning last night. Looked like whipped cream leaking from his ass by the end.

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Churning

The act of using bank account or credit card sign up bonuses to make money.

Ive been churning out some serious cash using credits cards.

churn

ghetto ass niggas pronunciation of children

that bitch at the corner store got so many churn runnin round

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Churning

Shitting you're brains out,not feeling good.Overall,having digestive problems with your body that prevent you from being a normal human.

friend:"hey man wanna go out tonight?"
me: "no dude, I can't. I'm at home churning."

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Churning

When a good looking and manipulative girl takes advantage of a male's financial situation by having him pay dinners, Vodka bottles, nightclub entrance fees, and other social activities (including holidays). Churning girls tend to be found in nightclubs and high-society parties.

Jon: I had dinner last night with that girl Sara I met at Pacha on Saturday
Nicolas: Did she offer to pay half of the bill?
Jon: No, I had to pay in full big time and she ordered the most expensive bottle of Champagne on the menu. I totally got churned bro'
Nicolas: Dude, that's mad churning...

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