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clay aiken

closeted homosexual.

Be proud to be gay. Don't be a clay aiken.

by bonitas September 6, 2008

245πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


clay aiken

When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career

dude i know jerome gave you a clay aiken last night

by puppanipple johnson July 24, 2008

262πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


clay aiken

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine

"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."

by i_am_jesus October 3, 2006

240πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


clay aiken

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY

good god clay aiken is extremely gay

by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005

1268πŸ‘ 794πŸ‘Ž


clay aiken

the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since Richard Simmons.

That hobbit from the Lord of the Rings looks like Clay Aiken

by bonitas June 24, 2006

647πŸ‘ 446πŸ‘Ž


clay aiken

The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.

Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves

by MrWall August 27, 2007

290πŸ‘ 217πŸ‘Ž


clay aiken

A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.

Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.

by Cuddles McBalls December 11, 2006

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