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Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.
Blind People
Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"
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When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.
When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy.
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Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.
You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.
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Some one who over reacts to almost everything. They are always tripping. Over reacting all the time = always tripping = a clumsy person.
"Dude, hes always trippin' over every little thing. Hes clumsy"
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a stupid overplayed song by fergie
"you got me trippen *ooh stumblin *ooh sinkin ooh* fumblin ohh* clumsy cuz im fallin in love" gay gay gay!
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a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
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The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.
"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."
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