country singer

Used to express extreme frustration in a public place, or anywhere where swearing may not be socially acceptable.
Emphasis should be placed on the word "country"

Firas went into Chuck E Cheese's balls maze to get his son out, upon realization that he dropped his car keys in the maze he yelled out "Country Singer!"

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George the Country Singer

A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!

Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!

Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!