CPF

Every person has a CPF (Cost Per Fuck). A person's CPF is equivalent to the total amount of money you've spent or must spend on them in order to have sex with them. A respectable person has a CPF somwhere around $100. You may include $8 per hour for time spent as well as 40 cents per mile for any driving expenses incurred.

"Do you think I'm a slut?" - Random Hook Up
"Umm... no of course not. I mean, I swipped my card for you at the Caf a couple times and paid that cab home from the bar. Your CPF is almost $50. It's nothing to write home about but I can assure you I've done worse." - Loul

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CPF

This is mostly a method students used when writing exams. It stands for Cram, Pass and Forget.

It that time of the semester where we use the CPF method.

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CPF

Chronic Pussy Farts.
When you fart out your vagina alot.

That bitch always stinks, she must have a severe case of CPF!

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CPF

Charlie Puth's Fan. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD how good is he hahahahahah

She's a CPF, she must be gorgeous.

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cpf

"Close Personal Friend"

Used as a joke; normally used to apply to celebrities.

Random girl meets Orlando Bloom.

Next day:

Random girl: OMG I met Orlando Bloom yesters!
Random girl's jealous friend: OMG!
Random girl: Yah we're totally like cpf now.

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Cpfs

Come play Forntie Squads

Yo bro cpfs I got ray gun!!