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Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.

by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 21, 2011

60πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Crystal Palace

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008

209πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


Crystal Palace

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.

I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.

by SpikeDante May 7, 2007

93πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.

"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"

by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017


Crystal Palace

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"

by Flint Brigsbee April 27, 2007

53πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


Crystal Palace

The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones

Crystal Palace are the best football team in London

by CPFC180 April 11, 2021

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Crystal Palace

Blue and red team based in South East London .πŸ¦… Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat πŸ† 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1πŸ‘‡

The boy at school gets bullied for supporting Crystal Palace.

by m__arcus__ February 29, 2020

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž