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A bad mother fucker with one eye.
That one eyed, bad mother fucker, cyclopes, just torn shit up.
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When you are about to cum, pull out and jizz in the girl's left eye, shouting “Optic Blast” as you blind her with your powerful white laser.
"Ow! What the fuck! My eye!" she screamed.
I merely replied "Cyclops, bitch!".
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The hard-hat diver that turns sea creatures into souvenirs at his gift shop.
PATRICK: Yay!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK (BOTH AT THE SAME TIME): Thank you, stranger!
(CAMERA ZOOMS OUT; MOVES UP TO LOOK AT THE SKY; EERIE MUSIC IS PLAYING; OXYGEN IS HEARD HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Uh... stranger?...
(A HARD HAT DIVER LOOKS DOWN AND SEES THE TWO; DANGER MUSIC PLAYS)
SPONGEBOB: It's the Cyclops!!!
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When you jizz on both eyes and mushroom stamp on the center of the forehead
I was trying to make sure she wouldn’t catch feelings so I hit her with the cyclops !!
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an emo kid with a strand of hair covering half of his/her face so it looks as if he or she only has one eye
The beauty and the cyclops ran away into the forest.
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When a woman cuts a hole in her pants exposing her vagina, and a man, with a fake eye, takes his fake eye and puts it into the vagina, just enough so that you can still see the eye staring back at you.
"Man, I don't feel like having sex tonight... Hey let's do The Cyclops!"
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the main general of the X-Men...he is Scott Summers. His special power is an optic blast. His girlfriend is Jean Grey. His mentor is Professor Xavier. In addition, he has starred in video games and has made appearances twice in the big screen.
Cyclops, why did you use your powers on that bus. We must remain private.
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