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a breed of animal - Cat + Rabbit
the speed of a cat and sex drive of a rabbit
The Cabbit humped Jackie with flexibility and control.
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Half cat, half rabbit? Right. It's a joke that Manx cat owners play on others.
Stu' Pidiot: Hey, Poindexter, look, a Cabbit!
Poindexter: Long hind legs, little or no tail. It's just a Manx or a Manx mix retard.
Stu' Pidiot: Hey, I was tard good enough the first time!
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A cat/rabbit hybrid. Exists in anime. Doesn't exist in the real world...but try telling some people that.
"There wuz this he-rabbit whut liked ta mount she-cats...and one'a dem she-cats had a litter of bobtailed kittens whut hopped!"
"Was there a Manx tom in the neighborhood?"
"I dunno...but I tell ya, dem wuzn't no Manx kittens, dem wuz cabbits!"
"...whatever..."
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Mythical(?) cat-rabbit hybrid. Flocks to hipster meccas, burrowing ten to twenty miles outside downtown to avoid overstimulation. Enjoys tobacco and craft beers.
Comes in British, Siamese, and Antarctic breeds.
The British cabbit is a nocturnal creature who, indeed, does live on scones and milk tea alone.
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The story my 5th form biology teacher told the my class... and suckered us all in for months.
It was formed from the close interbreeding of cat who fell in love with a rabit.
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A cat-rabbit hybrid. Half the litter are extremely desirable cabbits. The other half? This is how rats were created.
A jackrabbit raped my cat Claudia dude! Look, here's the babies: 3 cabbits (3 manx-mix kittens), and 3 rats.
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Listen, students, an actual cabbit is NOT a cross between a cat and a rabbit. A cabbit is a cross between a cavy and a rabbit. The cavy is commonly known as the guinea pig. This will be on the final exam!
A cabbit is not a cat-rabbit. Cats eat rabbits!
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