Cabl

A form of the word "cable" used on networks such as ShadowLink (IRC) originally by a member known as SparcDr, who himself lost too many brain cells in early life. Cabl can be used in a question, in a statement, and with descriptive traits such as color or texture. Cabl merely describes a dumbed down version of the word cable, usually used when discussion of AV connectors and the internet come into play.

I went to Frys to get some cabl for my cat-6 switch.
Is that cabl hanging around your neck?
My DSL trumps your cabl!
Wow your cabl is lame.
Why did you get that small piece of cabl when you could had gotten a big piece of cabl for the same price?
Omghax my cabl feels like cabl!

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Cable

A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.

"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."

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cable

Old skool fat gold chain

He is flossing with them phat cables

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cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

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a Cable

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

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cable

To lay a 'cable'
To hang a crap
To take a shit

I am going to lay a cable
I am going to do some cable work for telstra

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Cable

A character from Marvel's X-MEN comic books, he's the son of Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor. Later, he was sent to the future, where he was raised by people named Redd and Slym; these were actually Cyclops and Jean Grey. A telepath/telekinetic, he trained with the Askani, many years in the future; later on, he came back in time to fight Apocalypse. He also led the New Mutants for a time, and later, X-Force. He is also a close friend of Domino's, and currently lives in New York City.

No, he's comatose. Cable left him braindead.

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