cabramatta

Named after a suburb of Sydney, Australia, a Cabramatta is the act of taking a dump (preferably runny rather than hard) into an emptied soup can. Traditionally, meat and bean soup is used. The can is then re-sealed and either:

i. placed on a supermarket shelf;
or
ii. snuck into a nemesis or ex's larder.

The unsuspecting victim then opens the can microwaves a steaming bowl of shit, thinking it's a yummy soup.

Note: Cabramattar is a working class neighbourhood and as such has many small factories / workshops with the tools to re-seal cans.

Joe: this soup tastes like shit.

Ed: Fuck, did your ex pull a cabramatta on you?

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Cabramatta clambake

A guy is having sex with a girl and the guy is on top and when he blows his load on top of the woman's clam, the lady then bakes in the sun for s solid hour until the man returns to eat her clam out.

Chilled on the balcony and it was so hot I gave Judy a Cabramatta clambake, can still taste it in ma stache

Cabramatta Karaoke Night

Kind of like a bucks night gone horribly wrong. Involves a group of asian males hanging out in small dark rooms, singing karaoke and having a gay orgy. NO FEMALES ALOWED!!

Shit – my ass is still sore from the karaoke night

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Cabramatta hair

Bleached white hair on an Asian girl (usually of Vietnamese decent with tattoos). Known stereotype of the Cabramatta suburb of Sydney Australia. Short form: Cabra hair

Yo that girl is hot. Yeah but she's got Cabramatta hair