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a fucking spikey little bastard
“leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard”
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Travis said “cacti not no iced tea” but it is in fact iced tea
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More than one cactus more than one
Justin Bieber hates Cacti's
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Idiotic snobby way that annoying pricks pronounce multiple cactus plants.
"I love cacti."
"It's not pronounced cacti you uneducated fuck."
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1) When one worships cacti because they feel it has magical powers or is to be consider inhabited by a spirit.
2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti
1) Jacob has begun to to chant satanic chants towards his cactus due to his cacti fetish
2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.
a cactus that is actually a reincarnation of our lord and savior.
yo cacty the cactus is like, jesus man
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When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a cactus plant.
Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. Now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.
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