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Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.
I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.
To be completely sauced out of your mind.
Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.
" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris
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A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.
Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.
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The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.
Please go and stroke my cactuses for me
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The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃.
This is especially used by socially awkward people. Also known as: the awkward cactus
Person: 🌵🙃
Friend: Are you cactusing?!
going out to The Neon Cactus at Purdue University, its a Thursday must-do for 21 year olds
Hey, are you cactusing tonight?
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masturbation at its finest. With or wittout artifical lube.
Jim likes to use astroglide while cactusing
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