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A caelen is a strong and ferocious viking, expert dirty origami folder, 4 star open flame chef. synonymous with sex panther.
"Did you cook this steak over a bonfire? you are such a caelen."
"All the women love him, he is such a caelen."
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The best woman to ever enter your life. She’s beautiful smart and musical. If you have a Caelen in your life, love and care for her. She deserves it!
Oh man I love Caelen with all my heart💙
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a girl who is funny and smart with dark beautiful eyes and short dark curly hair she is a strong independent woman who will be one of your best friend unless you get on her bad side you wouldnt want to see her bad side
would you look at that girl she is so a caelene
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An absolute legend, who is the sexiest person you will ever meet. Just think of Will Smith at his prime, and that is what a Caelen will look like ( but more good looking).
You are so sexy, you are a Caelen!
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Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.
Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?
Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...
Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !
Gerald: What makes you say that ?
Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know
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A guy from SCOOOOOTTTTLAAAAAANDDDDDDD who hates women and loves men called josh