Random
Source Code
Random
This originated after consuming Oreo Cakesters. It begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. This is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. One will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. In severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. Becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.
I got cakestered off those Girl Scout cookies and almost blacked out.
37👍 1👎
Loser,Tool,Fag,Nerd,Geek,Ect.
""Not the Oreo cookie""
Man I fucking hate that kid he's such a "Cakester"
18👍 21👎
when you poo on to another person's butt and frost the poo like a cake.
Oh man dawg, I'm fina give that hoe the cakester tonight!
12👍 16👎
a not so cute guy with a great personality
He is such a cakester
3👍 23👎
a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.
Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.
cum + poop = reverse cakester
5👍 1👎
the best things in the WORLD <3
these oreo cakesters are like freaking heaven.
30👍 14👎
When two fat black guys have sex with one fat white girl...
Jamal and Reggie spent some quality time with Debrah by sharing a Oreo Cakester.
6👍 4👎