Callum Smith, 118 Winter Road, Southsea, 07772 917607
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A Callum Smith is a tool used to peel back unwanted skin. You can peel back the skin on your arms, back, legs, even your eyelids.
“Check out my new callum Smith. I just peeled my foreskin!”
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The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society
Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark
callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.