Calman

The best anal fucker EVER.

Girl 1: Last night was the BEST. That new guy Will is a such a Calman!

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calmanator

a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady

the Calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks

Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.

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