canalingus

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

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Canalingus

The act of licking or rubbing ones tongue on the rim of a can. Similar to cunnilingus and analingus.

"Just chug that beer already. Stop giving it Canalingus and drink it."

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