cane toad

Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.

Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.

Guy 2: What a total cane toad.

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cane toad

Someone from Queensland who poisons everything they touch, rendering it useless. People from just about every other state can’t stand them, but many Queenslanders in some twisted way take pride in this. Some cane toads refuse to accept authority, and have tendencies similar to “sovereign citizens”.

Person 1: why won’t that new guy do what the boss says and stop acting like a egotistical jerk?
Person 2: he’s not acting, he’s a cane toad from Queensland.

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cane toad

the act of humping someone

I totally saw you cane toading that girl last night

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Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.

Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!