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canine-american

The politically correct term for a dog

"Fido is NOT a dog! He is a canine-american with rights!

by lovebug11768 October 19, 2006

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canine-american

Political correctness gone completely bezerk

Humane Society Leaders: You can't refer to this animal as a dog. This is a CANINE-AMERICAN. We're taking you to court. Where's Jesse Jackson when we need him.

Person 1: Nice German Shepherd
Uptight treehugging loony (in a high pitched voice): excuse me???? This is a canine-german-american. How dare you offend his culture you racist.

by quiggler September 15, 2006

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Canine-American

An alternative for the word "Dog". First used in Dr. Seuss' Cat in the Hat from 2003.

Cat: 'Okay, I have a problem with the word "Dog". I don't use the D-Word per se 'cause I think it's really wrong. Yeah. But I'll happily hold your Canine-American, yeah. More comfortable with that, really, yeah."

by Dilly Mackey February 25, 2019

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