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The act of positioning your pubic hair so that it sticks out the top of your pants or shorts like the top of a tree
ie canopy
Bill impressed all the ladies as he walked around school with a nice bushy canopy sticking out or his pants
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a slut who sucks money out of guys dicks. a miracle worker who produces dollar bills from a mans penis, although she is not a prostitute, she is a self professed "student". one who sucks money from dicks and causes men to suffer.
example: my hubby got a canopy maneuver. she made money fly out of his penis, and i cant seem to make that work. i think canopy broke it, or made it broke, see definition of bankrupt cock.
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A place Melbournians go on a Friday night to have their ears fucked by the filthiest sounds in Melbourne.
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The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.
Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"
Term referring to a soldier in the U.S. Army who wears the Special Forces, Ranger, and Airborne tabs on their left shoulder.
Only the biggest studs in the army bear the triple canopy.
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Canopy ass happens when your ass hair grows so long that it locks together causing you to not be able to take a shit
That girl has such a bad case of canopy ass that she needs to shave her ass with a weed wacker to clear it up.
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1. A slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.
2. An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis.
3. A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line.
1. Jill: "Did you see the dick canopy on that guy?"
Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer."
2. "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl."
3. TOB: "Man that chicks a fucking dick canopy."
Mat: "Yeah, shes a real jizz lizard."
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