Captaining

A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.

Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.

This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.

Variations of this sexual routine include:

Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.

Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."

Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.

Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.

Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."

Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.

Halfway through his mouth is drying up.

Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.

Rings Dave.

Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.

Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.

Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.

Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.

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To the Captain

A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.

*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"

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Captain

a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post

op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*

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The Captain

Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.

A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)

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captain

term of endearment used to show respect

whats up captain?

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captained

to add Captain Morgan to something

Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"

Captain

The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.

Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!

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