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Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.
I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!
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when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. By doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish
Phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothafuckas Chester, Kern, and Roo Baggins
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That special time in a car's life, at the age of thirteen, when it becomes a man.
"You can't sell your twelve-year-old Audi... it hasn't had it's Car Mitzvah yet!"
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1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.
2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization
I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity
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The act of donating an old junker car to your local Jewish charity.
I did a Car Mitzvah for the Jewish Family & Children's Service of Southern Arizona.
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