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A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.
After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.
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a shot consisting of 50/50 Jamison and Bailey's which is dropped into half a pint of Guinness and tanked immediately, lest it curdle... finishes like chocolate milk!
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while a girl(preferably one you dont know all that well) is going down on your cock meat sandwish, you release a horrendous fart, the kind that make your eyes water, and when she pulls off your pipe in disgust, you blow your load all over her face. if executed correctly she will cry, and for the rest of her life she will know that she is just a dumb whore who blew a stranger at party and got farted and jizzed on.
"dude at this party last friday, some dumb slut was blowing me and i had beer farts and i couldnt hold my nut and the fart so i just gave her a carbomb."
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It is another word for hard passionate sex. Usually done in someone's bed.
Joe and Jenny carbombed in your bed last night, wash your sheets.
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The driver of a vehicle passes gas, and locks the power windows so the passengers can't put them down. Everyone has to suffer, but it's easier for the driver to tolerate his own aroma!
Awe man, who farted?! Hey, why doesn't the window go down? Oh, God, oh God no! *Driver is smirking* C'mon man, this sucks! You have the worst Dutch carbomb!
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When several Irish or red haired men take turns ejaculating into a glass of beer before giving it to a receptive woman to chug.
If you like Irish car bombs and gingers you’re going to love this bitch. We made a warm bukkake carbomb for you! Chug it!
1. A mixed drink consisting of half a pint of Guinness, with a shot half full of Jameson and half full of Bailey's dropped in. Needs to be chugged ASAP before the entire concoction curdles in your mouth.
2. A drink that will fuck you up so bad your head will feel like it has been in a major terrorist explosion the next morning.
Yagerbombs? Those are for Gotti boys. We'll take a round of Irish Carbombs.
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