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The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer
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a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
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1. Jimmy Neutron's overweight friend who has too many allergies to list
2. He is highly obsessed with llamas. ( IT'S NOT HEALTHY )
3. He can basically eat anything.
4. How can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat ANYTHING?
5. He's a Momma's Boy
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (Movie)
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance
Nick: They're making our parents dance so lame.
Carl: No, my dad really dances like that.
Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?
Carl: quietly I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.
Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.
Carl: Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad.
Jimmy: That's toothpaste, Carl.
Carl: Oh. Minty.
Carl Wheezer: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.
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A very beautiful and powerful religious figure. Nobody in religion can match his greatness. He has conquered the miltiverse time and time again just for sport.
Me- praise the Lord
Freind- Hiel Carl Wheezer
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The king of croissants, llamas and gets all the bitches.
Girl 1- Hey I hooked up with Carl Wheezer last night.
Girl 2- Really you lucky bitch.
The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...
Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.
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a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.
"did you see the carl wheezer?"