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Carn-out

A self-righteous hissy fit including the over-inflation of any minor issue

*By the water-cooler, in an office far far away*
Chum 1: "I heard that the accounts team changed the air con temperature down by 1 degree celcius this morning."
Chum 2: "WHAT!!! THEY DID WHAT?! DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ANYONE IN THIS BUILDING?! I SWEAR, THOSE LOT IN ACCOUNTS ARE ALWAYS TURNING THE AIR CON DOWN! IT'S FREEZING, THAT ACCOUNTS TEAM ARE A CLIQUE IF YOU ASK ME. THIS IS A FARCE! I'M COMPLAINING TO MANAGEMENT! THEY ARE CREATING SO MUCH IN-FIGHTING!!!! OMG!!!!"
*over on the accounts team pod*
Chum 3: <to Chum 4> "Seen that over there? Our new accounts clerk is having right old carn-out"
Chum 4: <to Chum 3> "Meh, I told him I was turning the air con down before I did it..."

by KDTC August 22, 2019