Carnie hands

A girl with a butter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your penis look huge when they are wrapped around it

Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.

What the fuck is wrong with you, did you just Eiffel Tower Carnie Hands?","Yup

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carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius

...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.

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carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

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carnie hands

Small greasy hands, like the hands of a carnival worker.
They sometimes smell of Cabbage or dirty Turnips.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius

My friend Pauline... seriously she has these odd carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or rubbing a dog.

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