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A little High School tucked away in an obscure corner of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Noted for it's population of dumb preppy bitches, wanabe Gangstahs, faux intellectuals, rampant drug use, extreme cliquiness, hicks, assbackwardasfuck administration, draconian rules, and general aura of bullshit no one really cares about.
Carroll kid: I go to Carroll High School.
Kid from some other school: Oh shit... I'm sorry dude.
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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you have masturbated in the school's bathroom.
If you're a redneck.
If you're a whore.
If you weigh less than 100lbs.
If you drink Moonshine, and think you're a badass. (No.)
If your friends are either skanky bitches and/or raging douchebags
If you're racist.
If you're homophobic.
If you draw a penis on everything you see.
If you smoke weed like you drink water.
If you wear shorts so small, it looks like they are eating your flat ass.
If you think sports are more important than life itself.
If you're so tan, that you look like a fucking oompa loompa.
If you wear so much makeup, that it looks like Crayola gang banged your face.
If you are of the "white" ethnicity.
If there is more dick in your personality, than you have on your body.
If you do drugs anywhere and everywhere in the building, but don't give two fucks.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Tom: What school do you go to?
Jerry:South Carroll High School.
Tom: LOL.
Jerry: Go fuck yourself.
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Archbishop Carroll high school, Aka “Carroll”, is A private, catholic school located outside of Philadelphia in the “main line.” Let’s be honest, there’s nothing fancy about this school tho. To name some positives about Carroll, there’s a 100% chance you won’t leave the bathroom sober. If you can pass an 8th grade math class you’ll be fine at Carroll. However, there’s also a 90% chance you’ll have to walk the whole school to find a bathroom that’s not locked....thanks vapers. Almost impossible to finish a year without a detention. Students are also Stuck with some shitty chromebooks that the administration uses to spy on students. Overall a shitty school for an education but if your trying to spend ur tuition money smoking in the bathroom, this is def the school for you.
Non-Carroll student: Yo bro do u have pods?
Archbishop Carroll high school student: Offc bro, I go to Carroll
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The hell hole of Wichita Kansas. Filled with whores and assholes.
Bishop Carroll High School sucks
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a school filled with pussies and fags
"Oh, you go to john carroll high school, you are a faggot
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A fucking pathetic excuse for an educational institution in Radnor, Pennsylvania. The student body is overwhelmingly comprised of legitimate fucking retards. You honestly can't tell the actual tard section apart from the rest of the school most of the time. There are 3 good teachers in the entire fucking school. The sports fucking suck except for like field hockey and that's fucking it. Oh yeah Will Smith went here for like a fucking week but he left because the school fucking sucks dick and ass and balls. The language department is fucking awful. They offer 3 languages, being Latin, Spanish, and French, and they all fucking suck. The teachers are fucking old lesbian bitches. Academics here are a joke. The lunch food fucking gives you every type of cancer known to man. The only people who actually have school pride are the weird ass theater and band kids, as well as around 3% of the graduating class. Everyone here goes to a fucking shitty, generic college with few exceptions. In conclusion, you're better off sending your children to Radnor High public school right down the road.
I fucking hate Archbishop John Carroll High School, I'm transferring to Radnor. Fuck this school and everyone in it.
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