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Cartmanland

A large, public, often overcrowded place of amusement that is (temporarily or permanently) closed off to all of the general public except you and your party to enjoy alone and without lines.

That time Google bought out Disneyland to turn it into a Cartmanland for its employees.

by coolhandlucky June 7, 2014


Cartmanland

A thing/place usually gatekeeped by one person with the intention of letting nobody else experience it.

Did you hear that N64 beta was found? The guy that found it is pulling a Cartmanland.

by rouge-q February 10, 2024


Cartmanland

The act of flaunting or showing something incredibly valued or sought-after (often video game prototypes) but not releasing them to the public. The name is in reference to the South Park episode "Cartmanland" where Eric Cartman has his own fantastic amusement park in South Park, but nobody can come except him.

"Look, everyone! I own the 1997 Spaceworld Prototype of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! How cool is that?"
"Wow! That's incredible! This is quite the video game holy grail! I can't wait to play that after it's been dumped!"
"Oh no, I can't do that. It'd ruin the value of it! Gotta keep it one-of-a-kind, you know?"
"Dude, what? Don't be a Cartmanland! If you don't preserve it, the cartridge will rot and then nobody will have it!"

by The Greenknight9000 February 10, 2024