Casiraghi

Ex Lazio & Chelsea player who didn't score regularly for either team before his enforced early retirement due to injury. His leg exploded from a lack of goals. Generally considered however to have held the ball up well.

'Fuck me, that cunt Casiraghi hasn't scored for months.' 'Yes but he holds the ball up well'.

Pierre Casiraghi

He is 3rd in line to the throne of Monaco after his mother Princess Caroline and brother Andrea Casiraghi. He isn't technically a prince because his mother had him take his late father's last name, but he is still royal. Contrary to popular belief he is much hotter than his older brother Andrea, but it is alright since his brother gets to be the sovereign leader and all. A bit of a man-whore but recently is tied down to Beatrice Borromeo. He is the hottest royal alive (unless you like the dark haired boys and then the title goes to Prince Carl Philip of Sweden).

Person 1- Who is the hottest royal?

Person 2-Prince William?

Person 1-Are you retarded? Prince William is totally bald! Pierre Casiraghi is the only answer.

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