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Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.
Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
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Cassowaries are just battle ready feather dusters.
Cassowary. Feather duster gonna fuck you up.
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The most dangerous bird on earth. Has large dinosaur-like feet and a large plate growing out of the top of it's head. Blue neck and black bodied.
A cassowary can jump 5 feet straight up!
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When that quiet person suddenly explodes and looses their baggage all over the place at anyone and everyone in a relentless fashion.
Did you see Westy last night? He finally lost it and went full cassowary at Stirling for making fun of him. Only took ten years.
The act of stabbing someone in the throat with one elongated fingernail, usually the pinky. Named after the Australian Cassowary bird, which is known to attack people by striking out with the sharpened middle claw of the foot.
“Man, Melissa’s off her rocker, she just tried to cassowary toe me with her coke nail”
The reason why I am sticky
Why am I sticky; cassowary pseudopenis.
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