Cuddle Cat

The retarded name given to the soft toy of Madeline McCann, notice how the media sensationalised it by giving the cat capitals for the "name" of an inanimate object...

The Portuguese Police wish to examine Madeline’s "Cuddle Cat" for forensic evidence

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Cat cuddle

To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.

"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"