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A giant potato cat that crushes whole cities and lives on a diet of crispy BBQ hoomans
My catato will eat you if you make me mad.
A giant potato cat that crushes stuff for fun and lives on a diet of crispy bbq hoomans
If you make me mad my catato will eat you whole.
a giant cat that looks like a potato that crushes random stuff for fun and lives on a diet of barbecued hoomans.
If you make me mad my pet catato will come and eat you.
Catatoe (n.): A whimsical food, rumored to possess powers of sustenance, energy, and jovial intelligence. To summon its mystical properties, one must perform the ancient ritual: utter the name of Catatoe, pause for dramatic effect, then extend one's hands as if presenting the sacred wood, and execute a graceful curtsy with raised elbows, offering the imaginary delicacy to another metalhead in the proper manner. Finally, the presenter must solemnly declare, "Catatoe... It's food." Beware: failure to perform the ritual correctly may result in a laughter-induced stomachache.
Catatoe..... It's food!