Catback-Style

A sexual position similar to doggy-style where the woman kneels with a flat back and forces you to thrust at an unnatural, upwards-diagonal angle much like the way cats perform intercourse.

A relation has been found between the amount of cats a woman owns and the likelihood she will attempt this horrendous sexual position.

Man: "Why are you kneeling in this uncomfortable position? this isn't doggy-style"

Woman: "What are you talking about?"

Man: "You must own a lot of cats.. I hate Catback-Style"

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