catton boys

the act of of raising your leg on a stool or chair and slapping/rubbing your inner thigh whilst exclaiming 'catton boys'.

Person 1: Hey look at that guy over there! He's got his leg on a stool!
Person 2: Maybe he is going to do a catton boys!

Brad Catton

1)A sadistic minion master who will stop at nothing to take over the world.
2)An unsocilable kid from school whos conversations include sweets and killing things
3)Crazy kid who lives off sweets

Dude: Hey brad hows it going

Brad Catton: Sweets!

Dude: Wow your weird

Brad Catton: MINIONS KILL HIM
*group of minions jump out of his school bag and maul dude*

Brad Catton: Well now thats done gotta go to mourines for sweets

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Georgina Catton

a general term for a girl who makes lies up and likes to have sex with tiny maggots.
derived from the word 'slag-a-saurus'
other words associated 'lesbian' 'prick' 'schhhhlaggggg'

'have you heard about georgina catton'
'oh yeh! shes a big old lesbian'

'with a saggy fanny'

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CATTON

The art of bullshiting even to your mates.

Dave pulled a Catton on me and said he wasn't in the pub!