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Cedricism is a school of philosophical thought were you are literally absolutely dumbfounded by other people's incompetence. Its very difficult to concretely describe, but it is essential that you assume yourself to be the emperor of all reason. The behaviour of a cedrician would typically include sitting right at the back of a philosophy class, reclining in jest. A cedrician will then go on to chortle to himself as people make suggestions, head facing the sky in amusement. He will then continue to laugh at intellectually-based poor humour, much like the ultimate articulation of rick and morty fans. All cedricians are restricted by rules, but if they were not, they would most likely lie naked, farting in dismissal at other people's logic and reasoning, puffing on an absolutely enormous cigar. If he were ever to grace the world with a suggestion of his own ideas, a cedrician would present them as if he is rationing peasants mere titbits of his superior knowledge, by using a laughably conversational tone.
Person 1: "formal logic is good in some instances, but sometimes it might take a two hour reading session just to prove that 1 + 1 doesn't equal 5"
learned scholar in cedricism: *laughs condescendingly, puffs on cigar, and burps in disapproval*
A word meaning king of all the land.
A word meaning a super sexy, totally cool person.
A word meaning a genius.
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sed·ri·kate/ (v.) -es, -ed, -ing
1. To feel an exstatic and or best euphoria of your life by performing one or more of the following: sex, drug use, playing music, and/or finally alleviating that unreachable itch.
2. To be "the man" and/or attract all possible women.
1. "Chelsea cedricated at the open-house party this past weekend," said Gusten.
2. Leeroy has been cedricating ever since he got that new haircut. All the girls are all over him.
Cedric Smith is a young rich nigga that will take your bitch and show her how life is supposed to be lived
Cedric is the realist nigga you'll ever know
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Cedric is an extremely handsome, intelligent and confident guy. He is always committed to his kith and kin and relationships. He is a loving and a charming guy. He is always loving to his girlfriends and also has a good taste when it comes to girls. He is an ambivert. he always rethinks actions before doing them. He is this type of guy that can do literally anything for the people he love. He is always serious when it comes to relationships that he thinks of the future with the girl he is dating. Most Cedrics are good at Maths. He is a religious guy and always sticks to his principles. He is such a gentleman and values women so much. So, if you have a Cedric around you, be sure to let him stay forever beside you, for he brings happiness, luck, charm, love, beauty and positivity in one's life.
I love you so much. And i'm proud to have you in my life Cedric.❤❤😘🌹
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A Cedric is a person who enjoys playing sports but mainly soccer. He is also irresistibley sexy. He also is very kind, unless you are mean to people close to him. Then I would run from him. Also Cedric's are more tall than short. Also they are smart but may not appear to be. They like to play head games and mess with you, they take jokes to far. They are funny, almost everything that comes out of a Cedric's mouth is a joke but all in good fun. He also has a big feet
Stranger: hey what's your name?
Cedric: if someone were born deaf what language would they think in? By the way I'm Cedric
Stranger: French. I'm Doug
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Cedric Smith is a young rich nigga that will take your bitch and show her how life is supposed to be lived
Cedric is the realist nigga you'll ever know
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