Cerrato

To be jewed, or screwed over

A jewfro

Damn, its about time for bev to cut that cerrato.

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the cerrato

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina and causing maximum excitement for the female. It can only be referred to itself if the action causes the female to orgasm successfully.

Bob totally gave Sally the cerrato last night. I heard her screaming in the other room.

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cerrato

a young father who enjoys going on adventures.Enjoys spending time with his child and takes great care of her. definitly a responsible father.

definitly not a screw up, somebody who deserves more credit than he receives and is often underated.

often called a hyman slayer wich whould be one to go around and take away virginities of young women. this is a common missunderstanding of the average cerrato.

enjoys biking in the summer time or whenever possible. has weird obsessions with girls in combat boots and suspenders and enjoys following trends of a neo-nazi "skinhead"

Hey you know that cerrato?
"yea"
i saw him with his kid the other day and he seems like a good dad
"really, well its good to know"

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Mike Cerrato

Sex god.

"OMG, isn't Mike Cerrato so hawwttt?"

"Oh yeah, he's a sex god."

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