Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"

cert

When the Supreme Court of the United States agrees to hear a case. Short for the latin "certiorari" meaning "to send up the record."

We were happy to hear the Supremes granted cert in Lawrence v. Texas.

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Cert

to be certain

to be glad

certified

teacher : there is no school on monday

Paul: oh cert cert cert certy cert cert

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Cert

A female that is visually unpleasing to regarde.

"Hey, have you seen Susan Boyle lately?"

"No, i'll go out on a limb and still assume she's a cert right?"

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For certes

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

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certs

Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.

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cert

Correctional Emergency Response Team

Active the CERT Team we have a Riot.

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