The act of penetrating your girlfriend while operating the computer programme βsolid worksβ
I totally chamfered Rachael last night, I managed to finish my coursework and keep her pleasured!
Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.
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Tesco worker with poor spelling and dodgy facial hair, usually Scottish
:chamfar:
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Oddness itself
17:22:17 @Jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21 @Jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43 @Chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49 @Chamfer: some thailand slut0r :P
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A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.
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neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying homosexual tendencies
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To fail at something in the worst and most embarassing possible fashion
"He chamfered that shot good and proper"
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