chamock

noun:
Someone(see cha) who makes a (mock)ery of something, especially that of historical and/or vital societal institutions/professions/symbols, eg religion, the American flag, hip surgeons.

verb:
the act of making a mockery of something and thereby demonstrating to observers your cha nature.

That kid just wiped his ass with an American flag. What a total chamock!

Doc-Chamock

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.

Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

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