When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.
"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"
"I was chatsturbating..."
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1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.
2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.
In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.
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The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website
Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?
Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.
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