Chattanoogan

Person who resides in Chattanooga, Tennessee. The Chattanoogan archetype is a mixture of a trendy/hipster/outdoorsy/yuppie. Chattanoogans can be identified by their frequency of chaco wearing, eno hammocking in random places, use of Kavu bags, cliff bars as meals, and whether or not they carry a Rock/Creek water bottle with them. The typical Chattanoogan also has their FB banner set as a photo of the view from Sunset Rock.

"Hey, did you see that guy out on the trail?"
"Yeah, the one trail running in Chacos?"
"That's the one."

"Chattanoogan."

Chattanoogan chimichanga

this can only occur when in Chattanooga, Tennessee. it is the act of befriending a mexican woman, taking her to go eat mexican food and stealing her shit, setting the shit on fire and then throwing it in a nearby nursery.

"damn did you hear about the Chattanoogan chimichanga that went down last night?'

Chattanoogan Tongue Twister

A Chattanoogan Tongue Twister is a intricate sexual phenomenon in which a female of human decent will give oral sex to the inside of a males penis.

“Dude, Tabitha gave me the most gnarly

Chattanoogan Tongue Twister last night. My insides are still bleeding!”