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Writing a check $ for an escort date that no woman can resist,
Syn: philandering or dating per diem.
Listen Shelly, I got tired of those on line dating sites, now I am checkmating SOLO and doing twice as much! As I matter of fact I write the fee!
What you say when you bring in an argument so powerful that your debate opponent is unable to respond to it.
Bananas prove god exists. CHECKMATE atheists.
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1.Time in chess inwhich the King is being threatened, and cannot move anywhere else without being threatened again. This is the end of a chess game.
2. To win completely.
1. Your king can't go anywhere; checkmate.
2. Wow, now he's dead... checkmate!
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Checkmate is a chess term used when the opponent cannot move their king out of check. Checkmate doesnt just mean that you've simply cornered the enemy king its a declaration that the enemy king is yours.
Checkmate, I win.
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What you say when someone has been burnt/roasted. When there's just no coming back, and they have nothing to say in reply. There are no moves remaining.
Sid: Chris, would you mind using at least one of your two brains cells to help me out here?
Chris: aTleAsT I hAvE a BrAiN.
Rithana: Ooof, checkmate.
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A word you say to someone when you've won or outsmarted them.
James: You knew I liked her and you kiss her!?
John: hahaha you've been CHECKMATED
To turn up to a friend's house uninvited. Since you have travelled all the way there, they feel obliged to invite you in.
Tom: Dick is being boring, I don't think he'll want us to come round.
Harry: Let's just turn up, then he'll be in checkmate.
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