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A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.
Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.
What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)
(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!
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To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.
Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !
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To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.
Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.
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Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.
When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.
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Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
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When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.
Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.